The act of pulling out of a woman's mouth whilst receiving head, only to accidentally poke at her eye while jisming
Dude1: Ralphie got an amazing blowjob from that chick at the party, but he fucked up py pulling out and giving her the Serbian Monocle...
by Mjolnir12982 January 25, 2010
You take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your butt cheeks to create a flat round "monocle" Then spunk on the "monocle" to give it a "glass effect"
by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead August 21, 2009
a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.
With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.
by olympic1896 March 12, 2019
John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...
Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?
John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?
John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!
by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010
A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
by Kevike May 1, 2009
like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.
by rob z February 16, 2005
A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.
Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."
by SteveTech August 22, 2008