The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.
Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.
by HairyChickenBum December 12, 2011
When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
by Old Spice Guy July 16, 2010
Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.
I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!
by The Big TMG September 26, 2013
After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye
by whhhhiggggy April 29, 2011
by Monocle Lewinsky July 15, 2014
This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.
Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"
by Sexmeister April 21, 2006