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monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.
Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.
by j-cow September 4, 2006
mugGet the monkeybarmug.

Monkeybar Effect

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?
by John Major Citizen September 9, 2010
mugGet the Monkeybar Effectmug.

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009
mugGet the Sexual Monkeybarsmug.

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