Monkey Union

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

Monkey Union by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

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Monkey Union

A monkey rock band from Gothenburg, Sweden

-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!

Monkey Union by ApaDawgson January 20, 2018

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Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

Knock the monkey unconcious by slimunator January 29, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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