Monkey Split 

Female Genitalia

Her monkey split was very tight.

Monkey Split by mrme562 March 3, 2009

monkey split 

Girls vagg.

Damn, that monkey split's tight!

monkey split by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009

monkey splitters 

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

monkey splitters by Argonaut August 14, 2007

split money

share funds and valuables with family and allies whom are trusted

- That dude just gave you a fucking bag of money. Why?
- I split money

split money by domkallarmigjayden165 March 15, 2010

Money splitting 

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)

Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon

Money splitting by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023