Monkey Rape
Monkey Rape by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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monkey rape
when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
monkey rape by ampirjw3mfvkmfekwnjedkfmnrwepf July 1, 2011
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monkey rape
Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
But they never got used to the screaming.
monkey rape by scodder May 6, 2010
monkey rape
when a person (usually of great martial arts ability) hugs his legs around another person and repetedly punches thier head until great injury occurs.
Jack: Hey! Did you guys see the way that guy monkey raped the other guy durring that awesome fight scene?!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!
monkey rape by --Sen November 8, 2008
rigger monkey rape
1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
rigger monkey rape by Hannibal March 29, 2003
Monkey Gang Rape
"We had a third case of Monkey Gang Rape this week, Those fucking monkeys are getting out of control.
Monkey Gang Rape by George Bushy Balls July 22, 2006
Rape Monkey
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!
That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
Rape Monkey by Babypac May 2, 2020
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