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Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt
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monkey rape

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 6, 2010
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monkey rape

when a person (usually of great martial arts ability) hugs his legs around another person and repetedly punches thier head until great injury occurs.
Jack: Hey! Did you guys see the way that guy monkey raped the other guy durring that awesome fight scene?!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!
by --Sen November 8, 2008
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rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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Monkey Gang Rape

When 2 or more monkies rape another monkey, In anyway, mostly happens at zoos where people can see.
"We had a third case of Monkey Gang Rape this week, Those fucking monkeys are getting out of control.
by George Bushy Balls July 22, 2006
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Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
by Babypac May 2, 2020
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