Monkey Punch
Monkey Punch by nasuke September 30, 2006
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Monkey Punch
Monkey Punch by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005
Monkey Punch
When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.
Monkey Punch by WillHigh April 17, 2008
monkey punch
When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.
Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
monkey punch by Leyala July 3, 2010
Monkey Punch
Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.
Monkey Punch by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012
Monkey punch
A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand
Monkey punch by theeyeofthewolf November 28, 2011
Monkey Punch
Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.
Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.
Monkey Punch by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006