money magnet

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.

i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!

by pussy bee March 17, 2020

Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.

Nathan is a Monkey Magnet

by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017

magnetic money

credit cards are made from magnetic materials and have become the easiest way of paying for goods or services

We live in a world of magnetic money where the copper penny has become obsolete.

by economist101 December 14, 2009

Magnetic monkey nugget

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.

Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

by eatbeatnskeet April 7, 2020