Those closest to her felt she had all the profoundness of a kiddy pool. It was clear she didn't love old moneybags, what was less clear was whether they had even consummated their marriage.
by StephenHar April 25, 2008
A man know for his legendary genitals. A moneybag must have a minimum penis size of 12 inches (flaccid) and a penis head the size of his own fist when erect. Although not a necessary trait, a moneybags is often known to ejaculate twenty dollar bills. A moneybags may only be called so by others when they deem him worthy of such a grand title.
I can't show you a picture of my penis because it will change your life forever. Nothing will ever live up to it.
Damn dude! You must be moneybags!
Damn dude! You must be moneybags!
by semperfudgehd July 25, 2011
by gurgyshawn September 16, 2003
"That chick was moneybags."
or
"Can you believe I won $500 bucks on the slots? MONEYBAGS!"
or
"That '79 Charger is moneybags."
It works on sooo many levels.
or
"Can you believe I won $500 bucks on the slots? MONEYBAGS!"
or
"That '79 Charger is moneybags."
It works on sooo many levels.
by T$Millionaire May 30, 2008
After intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the semen filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.
by PatrickForrest November 6, 2005
A nickname used to describe a "friend" who is in possession of a lot of money, in which you only hangout with them to barrow money if you're a couple of dollars short.
Jack:"Hey Bill."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Hey Jack, whats up?"
Jack:"Oh I just got fired and I gotta pay my rent today."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"That sucks."
Jack:"Yeah, hey you think you could spot me some cash to pay it?"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Sure. Anything for a friend."
Jack:"Thanks, bye!"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"No problem, bye."
Later
Jeff:"Hey Jack, what where you talk to that loser Bill for?"
Jack:"Oh I just had to talk to Mr. Moneybags."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Hey Jack, whats up?"
Jack:"Oh I just got fired and I gotta pay my rent today."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"That sucks."
Jack:"Yeah, hey you think you could spot me some cash to pay it?"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Sure. Anything for a friend."
Jack:"Thanks, bye!"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"No problem, bye."
Later
Jeff:"Hey Jack, what where you talk to that loser Bill for?"
Jack:"Oh I just had to talk to Mr. Moneybags."
by Zakap24 February 13, 2009
A phrase I made up in mid 2022, it means I get things that other people don't/can't get and they're sad or mad at me about it
by .. thatbluebaconn January 2, 2023