Monday

An individual whos' bahaviour & attitude is both feared & avoided by both their peers & other people in an effort to escape 'Monday's' pushy & demanding & offputting qualities

FRIEND A:

"He's STILL calling you asking for rent money?"

FRIEND B:

"Yeah! He's such a monday! He is always around just to show me he's always going to be there, waiting to ruin everything if I am late paying my rent

FREIND A: "I HATE MONDAYS"

by iklara November 24, 2018

Monday

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019

Monday

Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree

Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know

by Lil.Pandad August 21, 2019

Monday

An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.

I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.

by Keebord October 5, 2010

Monday

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

by Scrambly March 17, 2017

Monday

a person of African-American desent

Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!

by UDlover1129 July 3, 2010

Monday

The punishment for being so damn lazy on the weekend.

You wasted the weekend watching Netflix all the time, and now tomorrow is Monday. Good job not having a life.

by Kuro0kami July 17, 2016