The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.

Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'

The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.