Urban Dictionary: Monday

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A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!

by Maya January 23, 2005

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someone or something you hate with an extreme prejudice.

I hate that Fucker Tom, he's such a fuckin' Monday

by R U N? October 25, 2004

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Any day that is inconvenient. Especially one that is terrible because of the after effects from something you recently did.

Zylar wakes up from a coma

Zylar: Ugh, what day is it?
Doctor: Sunday. You'll return to school tomorrow.
Zylar: It's Monday now bitch.

by Zylar March 10, 2008

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term used by white people to describe black people without being called a racist
because everyone hates mondays

get outta my way ya fuckin monday!

by kike jones July 10, 2008

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1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga February 04, 2008

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Easily the worst day of the week. It is the first day back in prison. It is the worst especially for teens because they have been watching SMG4, funny fails or some fresh memes.

Alex: Rod, do you like Mondays
Rod: No, who likes Mondays? They're stupid!
Fletcher: I like Mondays, Mondays are the best
Alex: Happy Monday
Rod: More like unhappy Monday

by Power476 August 20, 2020

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