Molesnake

A cross between a mole and a snake , very very untrustworthy .will not keep secrets and will suck up to management , will try and climb to a higher level of authority . almost every job site / shift has one or two

Watch your self, that Cam in a molesnake !

Molesnake by St96 July 4, 2023

Milksnakehip 

To seduce a girl while drunk, best used by someone of spanish decent or ancestry.

To show ones defined abdomen followed by breaking a glass and extending ones "strong hand"

Jon: How did you two meet?

Anne-Marie: Ahh.. He got me with the milksnakehips

Milksnakehip by tinydancerpennylane April 21, 2010

Moleskates 

Skates with moles for wheels

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'

Moleskates by sneakybitch March 20, 2009

Molestare 

A molestare is that awkward, shiver inducing look that you may get from that creepy child molester looking guy on a train or a bus, or just some creep on the street. Generally, a Molestache will enhance the creepyness of this stare.

That guy over there is giving me the creepiest molestare ever! I wish he would stop. Can you walk in to work with me?

Molestare by Jurgen Von Bunn January 18, 2009

devenomize my milksnake 

To jerk ones cock off until they ejaculate

Randolph: Bro remember that bitch Ashley, the one with the fatty?

Givo: That bih ran through bruh i pushed that bih off me when she tried to devenomize my milksnake

devenomize my milksnake by SlimyIguana April 14, 2021