Mole's Eye 

A twat which makes a mouse's ear look like a horse's collar

`Consigniawas powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. His muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of passion. "Now Fernando," she gasped "Take me now. All these years in the convent i've been saving myself for the right man, and now i've found you." "Fucking get," breathed Fernando. "you must have a snatch like a mole's eye." (from `The Nun and the Windowcleaner` by Barbara Cartland

Mole's Eye by Garthy September 19, 2006

Mole's Eye Melee 

A large-scale fight or rumble, usually involving a large group of people and often includes bar mugs being smashed and used as weapons. Generally involves patrons of the Mole's Eye bar and usually takes place in an adjacent parking lot or street.

"Hey did you hear there was another Mole's Eye Melee last night? The emergency room was busy again!"

Mole's Eye Melee by Brattle April 9, 2011

Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.

Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."

Mole's Curse by L^3 Society July 14, 2009

Mole's Law 

Where one person is the best at everything. No matter the activity mole's law states that the person in question is the best at aforementioned activity and always shall be. If this person is only good at one thing that one thing = everything.

Peter - Hey George want to play some beer pong?

Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.

George - Mole's Law states that you can fro

Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off

Mole's Law by salgoud nosretep April 21, 2009

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

mole's memory by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Wogan's Mole 

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

Wogan's Mole by Steven Moss January 5, 2009

Enrique's Mole 

A sloppy circular shaped speck of shit plastered to the inside of the bowl given it's name due to its often striking resemblance to the mole that used to grace the right side of Spanish Pop singer Enrique Iglesias' face. (Too bad he got it removed). A man entering a bathroom to find an Enrique's mole down the toilet will often try to remove it from the bowl by directing his stream of piss at it.

Johnny - "Dude there's a piece of shit glued to the bowl in here that looks like Enrique's mole"

Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"

Enrique's Mole by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007