"When I clock out I'm gonna moke my life away."
"I can feel that moke behind my eyeballs."
"Why didn't you tell me that was a moke!"
"I can feel that moke behind my eyeballs."
"Why didn't you tell me that was a moke!"
by B_V_L January 23, 2019
Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.
History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.
History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.
Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.
Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.
No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.
Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.
Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.
No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.
Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.
by Jarmin Kell July 22, 2021
Are you Moke?
by California cj February 16, 2018
by Odyssey212 April 26, 2023
Noun:
Slang term for a personal electronic nicotine inhalation system (P.E.N.I.S.).
Synonyms:
Womp, shwomp, mope
Slang term for a personal electronic nicotine inhalation system (P.E.N.I.S.).
Synonyms:
Womp, shwomp, mope
Hey bro, crackheads gotta crackhead, can I hit your moke?
Yea dude, just not too much I’m running low on juice.
Yea dude, just not too much I’m running low on juice.
by Jenzark November 3, 2022
The combination of pouch tobacco and cannabis placed in a bowl together and smoked through a bong in order to produce an instantaneous, frightening, and euphoric head rush.
Ya, we just moked at the chum bucket pretty much all day, again...
I had to vomit after my moke this morning, I couldn't handle the tea before 9am.
Moking to chance the rapper, is unreal.
I had to vomit after my moke this morning, I couldn't handle the tea before 9am.
Moking to chance the rapper, is unreal.
by ian markham December 18, 2016
Imagine the Titans from Attack On Titan, but they are all like the Monkey Titan and slightly more deformed. This is my original creation/discovery. The Moke are an ancient race of giant Monkey-like creatures who dominate the planet. Their head lumps (dicks) represent everything they are.
by Salty Monkey Slime May 26, 2022