Mojinous 

a bonered penis emerging from the uterus of a vagina, like the head of a snail out of its shell

when i turned aimee on, her mojinous started sprouting

Mojinous by hiddles March 19, 2014

mominous 

When you know your mom is totally pissed at you by the look on her face or the sound of her voice.

I avoided answering my phone when I was out late because I did not want to hear that mominous tone.

mominous by equestrienne8 August 28, 2009