moistly 

The female version of a nut.

"Jonny maid me moistly 5 times last night!"

moistly by SlipeDaddyLiksie9 December 27, 2017

speaking moistly 

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

speaking moistly by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020

Speaking Moistly 

1. Spreading COVID-19 droplets like a machine gun.
2. Talking while drooling/salivating

“It prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them” - Trudeau

Speaking Moistly by $aveyourself April 8, 2020

Speaking Moistly 

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.

Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.

Speaking Moistly by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020

speaking moistly 

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

speaking moistly by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020

speaking moistly 

Speaking while spitting

If people want to wear masks, that is OK, it protects others more than it protects you because it prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them

speaking moistly by Canadianajv April 8, 2020

speaking moistly 

ahhhhhhh justine uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes uh uhhhhhhhhhhhh fuke fuke

that asmr was weird he was speaking moistly

speaking moistly by pee wee pee pee September 9, 2020