Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.

Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?

Modern Vampire by Bronthing January 5, 2011

Modern-Day Vampire 

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

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one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
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a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe

www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com

Modern-Day Vampire by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

Modern Day Vampire

Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.

I am Steve and I am a modern day vampire.

Modern Day Vampire by Cole Minors December 14, 2008

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019