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Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
Moby dicked by Moby dicking September 22, 2015
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Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"
Moby Dicked by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.
After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.
Moby Dicked by lajables April 26, 2016

Moby Dicked

when you are making out with someone and they pretty much eat your entire face.
"I wasn't making out with him, I was Moby Dicked."
"Ouch, your face must of hurt."
"Yeah, there were bite marks involved."
Moby Dicked by Gangstuhhhhh April 27, 2007

Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.
"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."
Moby Dicked by SirZoby September 20, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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