a. Latino (esp. that Mapanese nigga J) with strong desire to be Japanese, but because he can't change that, is afflicted with yellow fever.
b. Latino (esp. that Mapanese nigga J) that lives vicariously through his illegitamate Japanese love-child (see yellow fever)
c. Latino (esp. that Mapanese nigga J) that owns a collection of swords (esp. katanas) and half-assedly practices martial arts.
d. Latino (esp. that Mapanese nigga J) posseses a disgustingly large amount of Japanese animations (see anime) and Japanese drama (see dorama)
A portmanteau of 'mishap' or 'japanese'; a Japanese born individual who does not confide with the Asian culture in any way possible.
For example, a mishapanese person would be born in Japan, but not know the common knowledge of bowing to show respect, not to shake hands.
Another example would be how a mishapanese would eat. Japanese people are expected to use chopsticks efficiently in a CORRECT way but a mishapanese person would not be able to use chopsticks at all, nevermind eat food using said utensils.
"Dude, Haruki can't even use his chopsticks right. He has to use one of those support clips."
" I know man, he's such a mishapanese."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.