Mutered 

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

mithered 

Mithered means to be moaned at alot or to be hassled alot.

"Come online"
"In A Minute"
"Come Online Nooooooow"
"Fine!"
'Hey Guys, I'm online coz Bob Mithered me to come on.

mithered by Steve Mabbutt April 21, 2008

Metered apathy 

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

Metered apathy by Join The Club May 15, 2010

miered 

"To put your allies in the most untenable position possible based upon exceptionally bad decision-making."

Widely used in blogs before and following Harriet Mier's withdrawal as a nominee for United States Supreme Court Justice.

Billy had never played football before, but he wanted to start at quarterback. His dad's buddy was the coach and miered Billy.

miered by Whipsaw Ellis October 29, 2005

mithered 

Mithered means to be moaned at alot or to be hassled alot.

"Come online"
"In A Minute"
"Come Online Nooooooow"
"Fine!"
'Hey Guys, I'm online coz Bob mithered me to come on.

mithered by steve mabbs April 22, 2008

Minered 

To slay a golf tournament with zero to little practice or talent.

He so minered the Masters this year the same way he does his finance job.

Minered by Cooper50 August 29, 2018

Mixtered 

When combining one kind of dab(marijuana) with another on a single dab tool to make one super dab.

I mixtered those two kinds of dabs together. Now I'm super stoned.

Mixtered by WestalFunBags. May 21, 2019