Misty May

Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt

Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.

by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018

MistyMay

When you take a shit and you wipe it so hard you get shit on your ball sack.

Man that was large smelly shit I took, I wiped my asshole and got a mistymay. Be careful when you take a misty, or it'll end up all over your may sack.

by garbagehooker March 11, 2017