Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Mistletoe Merryman is a very odd person.
by Kemayahs Bestie November 27, 2021
The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts
by Crash bandicote February 3, 2022
During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out
by Speedy Gunzales August 21, 2011
A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.
Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."
Jeremy: "What happened next?!"
Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
Jeremy: "What happened next?!"
Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
by satansarmy666 October 28, 2010
by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011
Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache
After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe
by Rokabily January 19, 2021
The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25
Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 17, 2017