Mississippi Mud Slide 

To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.

When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.

Mississippi Mud Slide by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003

Mississippi Mud Slide 

an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.

posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."

posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"

Mississippi Mud Slide by el kizzle May 2, 2009

Mississippi Mud Slide 

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

Mississippi Mud Slide by cockspitter July 11, 2023

Mississippi mud slide 

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.

My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide

Mississippi mud slide by Dandownhill February 9, 2025

mississippi mudslide

A Mississippi Mudslide is the next step after a Cleveland Steamer. You take a dump on a girls chest (the Cleveland Steamer part) then use that as lube to titty fuck her. It often precedes a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle (moving up and into the girls mouth to erupt).

I met some nasty ho at the bar last night and gave her a Mississippi Mudslide. It smelled horrible but the crazy bitch was into it and she actually requested a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle!

mississippi mudslide by GTaylor April 12, 2008

mississippi mudslide

It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip ‘n’ slide) which is why the term “mudslide” is used.

Last night I gave Sally a Mississippi Mudslide and she threw up all over my dick.

mississippi mudslide by David Cantonicle September 19, 2006

mississippi mudslide

aka Santers stocking....... An unfeasonably large poo only generated by a panting fat man or seasoned arse bandit. usually left sat in the toilet bowl after flushing resembling a crumbled hillside or on rare occasions a dirty xmas stocking.

i would'nt go in there chief, some fat fuckers left a mississippi mudslide!!

mississippi mudslide by cleaveland steamboat November 27, 2009