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misohunk 

the best human being on this planet.

better than obama and even better than warm bread.

trust me
whoa bro, that's totally something misohunk would do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
misohunk by notmisohunk October 28, 2019
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mišokovačing 

To have your audience sing for you when you're not capable of doing so yourself, mostly due to over exhaustion, the lack of energy, or malnutrition. Usually includes shoving the microphone amongst the crowd.
Jared Leto was mišokovačing during the song Closer to the edge.
mišokovačing by thammalla March 19, 2011
A perverted monk who always asks a woman if she can bare his child. He also always gropes on Sango's ass. And you would hear an echo of Sango slapping him.
Sango: Are you okay, Miroku? Eck!

Miroku: *groping her ass*

*large echo of the slap from Sango*

Miroku: Ow!
Miroku by Miku326 March 15, 2009
Statues of this deity are already prominent in Japan by the 7th century. By the 9th century, Miroku Bosatsu becomes extremely popular among believers of the Shingon Sect, a form of Esoteric Buddhism. Founded by Kobo Daishi (774 to 835 AD), the Shingon sect believes that, far in the future, the Miroku Bosatsu will become a Nyorai (Buddha), and then appear on earth to save those unable to achieve enlightenment. Even today, Shingon followers are awaiting Miroku's return, scheduled to occur about 5.6 billion years from now.

Miroku Bosatsu - Hakuhou Period, Treasure of Kouryu-jiAccording to Buddhist lore, the Days of Dharma (Buddhist Law) are divided into three periods:

1. First phase lasts 500 years; called the Turning of the Wheel of the Law (itself a metaphor for teaching the way to enlightenment), it refers to the spread and acceptance of Buddhist philosophy

2. Second phase lasts 1,000 years; during this period the practice of the Law begins to deteriorate

3. Last phase lasts 3,000 years; during this period, no one practises the Law

In the very last period, Buddhism will weaken and fade, but a new Buddha will then appear to once again "turn the wheel of the law." This Buddha is Maitreya (Miroku). Technically speaking, Miroku is a Bosatsu who resides in the Tusita heaven -- the place where Bosatsu dwell before incarnation -- but Miroku is still considered a Buddha in light of his impending arrival. This explains why Miroku can be represented as either a Bosatsu or Nyorai (Buddha). Nonetheless, I am unsure why the modern-day Shingon Sect believes Miroku Nyorai will appear 5.6 billion years in the future. According to the timeframe set forth in the Days of the Dharma, isn't that supposed to be around 4000 AD?

In Japan, the majority of Miroku artwork depicts the Miroku Bosatsu -- not sure if this holds true outside Japan. Also, in Japan, the Miroku Bosatsu is mostly shown seated, with finger touching cheek, as if in deep meditation or musing, and the left ankle of the foot is resting atop the right knee. Both poses are seldom found for the other Nyorai and Bosatsu.

To help you differentiate between the Nyorai and Bosatsu versions of Miroku, just remember that Bosatsu statues are typically ornate, wearing crowns and jewelry and princely clothes. In contrast, statues of the Nyorai are typically unadorned and dressed in the simple robe of a monk. This guideline doesn't always work, of course, but in often yields a correct assessment of the deity.
Miroku is not a anime person, although he is in Inuyasha he is cooler as a buddhism deity.
Miroku by Woogy June 3, 2005

mishkunta 

Placing a full toothpaste bottle in ones asshole, squeezing the contents of the bottle into said asshole. The toothpaste then hardens, making it a pretty shitty situation.
I once Mishkunta'd this chick because she wasn't down to take it in the asshole. Now she has no asshole.
mishkunta by MishkuntaMan July 2, 2015

Engin Miskunn

Means "No mercy". Often uttered by a screaming meth-head as they squish your ballsack with a big hammer.
Person: I'm tired, it couldn't hurt to have a lie down
Jorm: ENGIN MISKUNN
Engin Miskunn by Rectal Smegma July 10, 2020