critic's misery
critic's misery by TopherVexel December 27, 2021
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misery shopper
The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.
Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !
Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!
Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!
misery shopper by wobotron January 15, 2010
Misery Soup
1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.
2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.
2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.
1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.
2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"
2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"
Misery Soup by punglefish July 17, 2011
judah's missery
judah's missery by Peachtheboss February 28, 2017
streak of misery
Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.
That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.
or
She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.
or
She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.
streak of misery by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair
N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
Scissory misery
Scissory misery by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019
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