To act selfishly out of personal self-interest, whilst seeking to gain moral and sexual redemption as well as gratification in the form of an Etonian. It is often encountered with an enemy force from the outset - the Alan. Also taking advantage of an individual’s cookery skills, and breaking that individual’s honour, which comes at a great cost. It is also the state of physical existence where one cannot decide whether to look like a primary school child, or a grandmother.
Last night I Miranda'd and caused my parents’ divorce.
Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.
Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.
by lilboy29 February 2, 2020
by Katelyn4629w April 16, 2018
A girl who is diamond on the outside, but coal on the inside. She is pretty, smart, funny, exotic. She's got it all. Unless you look at the fact that she does drugs, drinks, has a new bf or gf every other week and hates to be wrong so much she throws away any friend who can prove that's she's wrong, even if they're just trying to help. Watch out...
"Watch Out... She's a Miranda..."
by Not your Babe August 28, 2014
Usually blue eyes and brown hair. On the awkward side and very pessimistic. Mostly way too serious and complains a lot. Starts off with a lot of friends but looses them as her ''personal gain'' attitude pushes them away.
Don't be a Miranda.
by AnonymousPerson17 October 31, 2010
annoying, self- centered, lazy, stupid, know it all, "self taught wine expert", beached whale, oompa-loompa, make up wearing wannabe whore, hobbit, fake
Don't be a Miranda.
by superbigboy March 16, 2013
A Miranda is one of those girls who never shows anyone her vagina. But somehow.. someway.. you know its really nice and pretty.
Bro did you see that miranda earlier? Yea man but all i could think about was how nice her vagina prolly was.
by TBenH December 19, 2016
A very stubborn girl. She is pretty but can be stupid or "blonde" to most things being said. She likes to act as the leader of the group or squad but she is most of time just a bitch who doesn't have friends.
by Krissyloves<3 December 24, 2014