by Katelyn4629w April 16, 2018
A girl who is diamond on the outside, but coal on the inside. She is pretty, smart, funny, exotic. She's got it all. Unless you look at the fact that she does drugs, drinks, has a new bf or gf every other week and hates to be wrong so much she throws away any friend who can prove that's she's wrong, even if they're just trying to help. Watch out...
"Watch Out... She's a Miranda..."
by Not your Babe August 28, 2014
Attention seeking nun that loves Jesus more than her mum. Loves kinky anime shows and lives on a dirty shit riddled farm.
by Zachary acmed January 14, 2018
Usually blue eyes and brown hair. On the awkward side and very pessimistic. Mostly way too serious and complains a lot. Starts off with a lot of friends but looses them as her ''personal gain'' attitude pushes them away.
Don't be a Miranda.
by AnonymousPerson17 October 31, 2010
You will never want to be her friend. She is worse than your worse sibling and will try to lull you in your sleep. Many people think she is a butthole and is always trying not to die
by SmartyPantsWithAnts February 09, 2019
annoying, self- centered, lazy, stupid, know it all, "self taught wine expert", beached whale, oompa-loompa, make up wearing wannabe whore, hobbit, fake
Don't be a Miranda.
by superbigboy March 16, 2013
A Miranda is one of those girls who never shows anyone her vagina. But somehow.. someway.. you know its really nice and pretty.
Bro did you see that miranda earlier? Yea man but all i could think about was how nice her vagina prolly was.
by TBenH December 18, 2016

