Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat
tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained
eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks
tacky.
"Hey,
dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that
rice must have cost a lot of money."
"No, Anna. That's not real
rice, that's minute
rice. All that stuff cost around
300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for
20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value
coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and
JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute
rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good
one!, Jair!"
