Minnesota Twins

The Twins only won the World Series twice, in 1987 and 1991. They went in 1965 but got beat by the Dodgers in 7 games.

I like the Minnesota Twins because they win games and don't buy championships like the Yankees, but can we please get a new fucking stadium?

by hosewad November 14, 2003

Minnesota Twins

The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

by Josh Beehler June 15, 2005

Minnesota Twins

A large pair of Midwestern breasts.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022

Minnesota Twins

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

minnesota twins

the worst baseball team to have ever existed.

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

by shadows99 August 14, 2009