Minnesota Twins

The Twins only won the World Series twice, in 1987 and 1991. They went in 1965 but got beat by the Dodgers in 7 games.

I like the Minnesota Twins because they win games and don't buy championships like the Yankees, but can we please get a new fucking stadium?

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The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

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Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

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were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

Minnesota Twins by 0000 October 16, 2003

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minnesota twins

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

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n. Identically dressed government agents. Attire often consists of matching helmets, masks, billy clubs, sneers etc.

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I got a selfie with the minnesota twins! They always look so precious.

And ruthless.

Precious and ruthless.

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