A place where you can re-create yourself and make a better life. But watch out for the cops, they don't play! The laws are strict and they could care less, and there are a lot of pedophiles but they are primarily in the suburbs or St.paul where the Nazis live. The gangs are not as bad as people think, just stay out of their way and you won't get blasted foo! Too may Somalis and Ethiopians tho that have driving privileges. cars aren't camels!
Minneapolis got some fine ass women, but watch out for the foreigners, anyone can get a drivers license there! I love this city!
by malcolntent June 28, 2007
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a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines
lots of hmong niggaz live here man
by jay February 20, 2005
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a city in minnesota, people actually think its ghetto even though its like 70% white and only has about 40 murders a year
"dude, you'll get shot in murderap"

"no way, minneapolis just filled with a bunch of harmless posers"
by big I November 28, 2006
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Minneapolis aint nothin but a unknown ghetto.
Only reason people dont think its ghetto cause aint no rappers come from up outta there. Same thing wit Tenessee, Memphis, Houston, New Orleans, all that shit. Erybody thought that it was all cowboys and cactuses in Texas until Chopped N Screwd music got popular and put it on the map. No one thought Nashville Teneseee was anythign but the home of country music till Young Buck did his lil thang and put it on the Map. Its the same thing with Minneapolis, everyone just assumes its soft cause aint nobody really came out and represented. It aint on the map cause aint nobody put it there. Plain and simple..

Minneapolis was one of the worse cities in America back in 95 when it was known as Murderapolis and since then it has been relatively quiet and peaceful, but since like the summer of 04 crime rate and homicide rate and all that shit has been going wayyy up.

Only thing about it is that they got the worse cops in America too. Toughest, biggest and highest employed gang-units in America. They doin that CODEFOUR crime-stoppin thing up there and thats some shit that most cities aint even gotta deal wit, i dunno even know if LAPD got they shit all like that.

Its pretty crazy up there cause on one hand you have one of the most dangerous cities in America (Top10 at least) and on the other hand you have one of the toughest Law Enforcement companies up there too (like Top5 prolly) so theres justa whole lotta violence goin on up there.

You people that aint been there dont know shit, so dont talk about it. But im pretty sure you could google search Murderapolis and getta whole lotta stats and figures on how it is actually ghetto up there not jus some fluff ass city like St. Paul.
by I Know What Im Talkin About September 16, 2006
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one of the two twin cities located in central minnesota. pretty much a decent town as long as you stay away from the inner city which helps to make it one of the top 20 most dangerous cities in the united states. had one of the highest murder rates as of 2000 census and the highest rate of unsolved homicides in the counrty. A target for many hmong and sudanese and ehtiopian immigrants.
From Minneapolis to Baltimore we be out there. From LA to New York we be out there. From Houston to DC we be out there. From Dallas to Detroit we be out there. From Miami to Chicago we be out there.
by khalif May 29, 2005
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Where Prince used to live. He can't even stand it there anymore since it's become the so-called "cultural capital" of the Great Midwest. Snooty and white, half the population likes to think that it is of Scandinavian heritage and likes to speak in faux "Minnesota Accents." Used to call itself "The Minneapple" as if it were even remotely on the same scale as NYC. Traffic jams galore, high taxes, losing sports teams, Minneapolis has nothing to offer. St. Paul, although plagued with its own problems, is still a more down to earth and better place to live and work.
This place sucks. I'm moving back to Iowa
by Cheddarhead July 6, 2005
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