'Minimum wage rage' refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. They may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal.
Tesco employee #1: 'God I hate this crappy job! I work my ass off and for what? The national ruddy minimum wage, that's what!'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'
by BobbyStranger October 26, 2014
When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.
Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol
Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!
Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!
by conecreame October 27, 2019
by The True Ram and BMNB Captin April 1, 2016
Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.
by okla_ddog December 8, 2010
The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.
The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.
To make inferior.
The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.
To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"
The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"
The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"
To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):
B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"
The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."
Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"
The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"
To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):
B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"
by Smasher316 November 10, 2011
Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.
The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....
by foobar767 March 27, 2014