A girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.
There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.
There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.
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This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.
This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.
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A girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.
“Man, I wish I had never caught up to that girl on the subway. Nicest ass I’ve ever seen, but damn she had the face of a dog! Just another mini wheat!”
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Function: noun
1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Function: noun
1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
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