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Mini Wenis 

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.
Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
Mini Wenis by Saunders Plum January 5, 2009
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Mini Wenis 

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.
Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
Mini Wenis by Saundrine December 25, 2007
A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.
You have such a minipenis.
minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005
A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.
That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.
minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026