Mini Wenis

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.

Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*

Mini Wenis by Saunders Plum January 5, 2009

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Mini Wenis by Saundrine December 25, 2007

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minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

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minipenis

A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.

That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.

minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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