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Mini Wenis 

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.
Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
Mini Wenis by Saunders Plum January 5, 2009
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Mini Wenis 

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.
Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
Mini Wenis by Saundrine December 25, 2007
A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.
You have such a minipenis.
minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005
A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.
That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.
minipenis by Justin April 20, 2005
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