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mine turtle 

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.
Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*
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Mine Turtle 

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.
Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Mine Turtle by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017

Mine Turtle 

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*
Mine Turtle by TheSnivy January 12, 2017

mine turtle 

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `
mine turtles explode when you step on them
mine turtle by marelized mapple November 18, 2019

mine turtle 

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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