Milkweed 

Slang often used by Latino's when describing a white person.

I let you knock my hat off my head once Holmes, do it again and I'm gonna put you down Milkweed.

Milkweed by STOOGE CLOWNS July 18, 2010

milkweed 

A white guy

man that shut up you milkweed

milkweed by jesse March 17, 2007

Milkweed 

Something that means a lot to someone
(explained later)

“if someone called u their milkweed, consider yourself lucky”

Milkweed by Neiljayy June 12, 2020

milkweed 

a white person who tries to stop your ideas like a weed, blocking someones ideas

stop being such a fucking milkweed.
that bitch just milkweeded me!
your a milkweed
go join the milkweedians

milkweed by oh how conspicuous April 2, 2009

milkweed 

Used as a substitute for any other noun.

I punched her right in the milkweed.

milkweed by I got no pants April 20, 2003

milkweed 

putting your ramboozle rod into a magic tunnel until the walls come rumbeling and tumbeling down

also known as

splunking

splunking is also known as galooshing in france

galooshing in france is also known as looking at pornography in your basment nude wishing you had friends family a job a life and a baseball bat

i wrote this when i was high on milkweed

i like to touch those bogadous apple pies

milkweed by the asshole from hell June 11, 2008

Milkweedphobia

Fear or irritational feeling that something will happen when a person finds the "Milkweed" (mp5 bluebrpint) in Call of Duty Warzone. The "Rocker Box" (grau blueprint) is also considered cursed like the "Milkweed". To remove any bad luck if these weapons are found, throw them into a toilet.

Person 1: Look I found a Milkweed hahaha.
Person 2: Ah shit, here we go again.
Person 1: What do we do with it?
Person 2: Throw it in the toilet, I got milkweedphobia.

Milkweedphobia by ComicallyLargeSpoon June 27, 2020