Lee: “What a night…”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022
Very large penis belonging to a man who produces allot of seamen milk usually at least 8 inches in length and quite thick term is usually used in surprise when the Dragon is discovered
is more of a dragon if the man has large testicles to
is more of a dragon if the man has large testicles to
Oh my I was not prepared for the size of your milk dragon!
I think your milk dragon is leaking.
now that is a milk dragon!
I think your milk dragon is leaking.
now that is a milk dragon!
by Mykeymoonshine May 31, 2011
When you are having sex with a pregnant female, and she climaxes so hard that she squirts and lactates at the same time.
by Donut_mro April 12, 2016
penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.
I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
by greenradioactive March 03, 2009
A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.
Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.
by Grant Tarredus March 29, 2022