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Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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Chocolate milk cow

The brown cow that makes chocolate milk instead of plain milk
I’m going to milk the chocolate milk cow.
by Polarbear@2022 January 10, 2022
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milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.
If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
by sim simma December 3, 2004
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Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.
Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.
by ma6netic April 8, 2009
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Milk Dis Cow

A phrase or expression originated and used by a oahu group of delinquents, to instigate a combatant in a altercation.
Bryson yells to Chase "Milk Dis Cow!!"
by MEGA_HAMMAH June 20, 2019
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Milk the cow

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow
by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019
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In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow
by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014
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