Milk Range 

A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.

Oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. Better study up.

Milk Range by Over the Hill December 26, 2008

milrange 

A word to describe the lameness and general awkwardness of the 69 sex position. The word comes from the idea that combining two good things, performing oral sex and receiving oral sex, would create something good. Instead 69 is more like the combination of milk and orange juice, milrange, which doesn't even sound appealing.

We tried to 69, but it just ended up being really milrange.

milrange by Prinks April 21, 2008

milkrage 

The psychotic, ear-splitting, uncontrollable rage exhibited by a human baby when he/she does not get his/her milk on time. Preceeded by finger/hand sucking, then sobbing, milkrage can ONLY be cured by the administration of milk.

Quick Honey, get the sterilizer filled. It's gonna be full-on milkrage when she wakes up.

milkrage by MrBooze June 15, 2012