Milflu

a.) Sickness one recieves when needing more MILFs
b.) Disease of wanting milfs

Dude: "I got a bad case of milflu"
Other Dude: "How, man?"
Dude: "I saw your mom last night at the store"

by Wispy February 10, 2010

MILFLAC

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Like A Caveman.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.

Tony: "OMG, I can't wait until school starts! I'm in Ms Moore's class!"
Paul: "MILFLAC!"

by Hairy_Twatter July 19, 2011

milluki

killuas bad bitch brother who never goes outside. everyone who says they want kurapika to rail them physically looks like him and that's why we stan him on here. im dissapointed no one made this page yet stop sleeping on this bisexual whore (i won't take that back)

"shit man no one is more reletable than milluki. i kin that hoe"

by i cant write english for shit November 25, 2020

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

by Pen10 July 4, 2021

milfturbate

Verb. To stimulate the genitals whilst thinking of imagery of mature women. Strictly forbidden under Catholic doctrine.

Sinner: "Bless me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2005

milfbuster

1) An individual who prides themselves on their natural ability to determine the difference between MILFs, Cougars, and Soccermoms.

2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs

3) TV show on Skinimax

Example (1)
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.

Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.

by mars benson March 30, 2010

Milluvia

A metaphysical term for a place in which existence is positive, harmonious and eternal. Mulluvia is often described as a "higher place", where the spirits flow like water, and the fun is everlasting.

The Prophecy regularly congregate at a milluvia to find their true inner selves, and enjoy life to the fullest.

by Linkum01 April 5, 2015