Milflu
Dude: "I got a bad case of milflu"
Other Dude: "How, man?"
Dude: "I saw your mom last night at the store"
Other Dude: "How, man?"
Dude: "I saw your mom last night at the store"
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MILFLAC
Mom I'd Like to Fuck Like A Caveman.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.
MILFLAC by Hairy_Twatter July 19, 2011
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milluki
killuas bad bitch brother who never goes outside. everyone who says they want kurapika to rail them physically looks like him and that's why we stan him on here. im dissapointed no one made this page yet stop sleeping on this bisexual whore (i won't take that back)
milluki by i cant write english for shit November 25, 2020
milfunction
milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021
milfturbate
Verb. To stimulate the genitals whilst thinking of imagery of mature women. Strictly forbidden under Catholic doctrine.
Sinner: "Bless me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"
milfturbate by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2005
milfbuster
1) An individual who prides themselves on their natural ability to determine the difference between MILFs, Cougars, and Soccermoms.
2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs
3) TV show on Skinimax
2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs
3) TV show on Skinimax
Example (1)
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.
Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.
Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.
milfbuster by mars benson March 30, 2010
Milluvia
A metaphysical term for a place in which existence is positive, harmonious and eternal. Mulluvia is often described as a "higher place", where the spirits flow like water, and the fun is everlasting.
The Prophecy regularly congregate at a milluvia to find their true inner selves, and enjoy life to the fullest.