mikey

a way of saying Mike or Michael

Chrissy: I caught Jason smoking a cigarette!
Karen: I saw Mike doing the same thing yesterday, and the weird part was, Billy told him to put it out!
Carrie: Mikey!

by Karen Stickney August 20, 2006

mikey

someone who eats a lot. a disposal

where’s the pizza..MIKEY

by [e-mail] July 20, 2018

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa September 1, 2015

mikey

a fucking ass hole and doesnt know how to be nice

agh stop Mikey

by i am cool bro December 27, 2017

mikey

fucking retard. white supremisist. fuckin faggot. has clan cookouts. racist asshole.

racist asshole, mikey

by not a racist asshole January 9, 2010

mikey

a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

by swagmeisterjones May 10, 2012

mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

by if you seek amy March 18, 2009