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Mike Green 

A sexy beast Washington Capitals hockey player that is the best defenseman in the history of the NHL.

Also see sexy beast and Washington Capitals

Not to be confused with Alex Ovechkin
Girl 1: Did you see Ovie in the Caps game last night! He was amazing!

Girl 2: Um, I wasn't paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, Mike Green pwned. He broke a record!
Mike Green by JGoose13 February 15, 2009
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Mike Green 

Tennis player for University of Alabamawent pro played in Davis-Cup. Ranked 12 in Unites States Tennis AssociationUSTA

Professional Known Tattoo Artist resides in New Orleans.
Tattoos alot of new orleans rappers and musicians.
souija slim,BG,kane & abel
That boy Mike Green is a beast on the court!

That artist who tats BG is Mike Green
Mike Green by ms. weezy June 10, 2010

Mike Green 

NHL player (Washington Caps).

Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.

The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.

Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?

Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
Mike Green by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026