A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach
by Matt from PV PA March 8, 2006
Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.
Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.
by Lt Panda July 11, 2005
Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.
Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones
*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*
by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006
The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.
Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".
Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".
Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?
Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.
Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.
by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 3, 2006
Mike Jones: Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! My album, Who Is Mike Jones!
Me: Wow, I really like this rapper, if only I knew what his name was, oh well...
Me: Wow, I really like this rapper, if only I knew what his name was, oh well...
by Icy Wyte June 23, 2022
a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
by rilesworth September 8, 2006
"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"
-or-
"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"
-or-
"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"
by spitinacopsface March 7, 2007