Midwest Hot Pocket 

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

Midwest Hot Pocket by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022

Midwest Hot Pocket 

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

Midwest Hot Pocket by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016