by Tallguy84 February 5, 2016
A racing game made by Angel Studios, DICE and Microsoft and the most beautiful and awesome game I've played in my life.
Me: Dude! I really love Midtown Madness!
My friend: What's that?
Me: You don't know that? It's a racing game made by Microsoft!
My friend: Oh I see...
My friend: What's that?
Me: You don't know that? It's a racing game made by Microsoft!
My friend: Oh I see...
by MidTRahX February 25, 2023
This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 20, 2021
This is an individual who will mettle in the affairs of other, hotter, sexually superior men in efforts to disrupt the normal operations of the mark. And then will be over sell, and over perform in order to make the better men of the civilized world question their self esteem and worth. And won’t ever stop unless you vanquish them.
These Midtown Trolls have nothing better to do than creep up my window, and ease drop on me jerking off! They are masculine challenged rats.
by CJ Stryker XXX October 17, 2022
Related to "downtown" (i.e "going downtown on someone")
To go midtown with someone refers to kissing or touching the breasts, usually performed during a makeout session or foreplay.
To go midtown with someone refers to kissing or touching the breasts, usually performed during a makeout session or foreplay.
"Christie wants to go midtown on me, is it any good?"
"Oh yeah, midtown's nice, but what you really want is downtown *wink wink nudge nudge*"
"I... Think I'm fine with midtown for now..."
"Oh yeah, midtown's nice, but what you really want is downtown *wink wink nudge nudge*"
"I... Think I'm fine with midtown for now..."
by BJ Fanatic 49 April 18, 2023