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Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022
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