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A term used when someone is extremely obese, but has done it unto themself.
Nick: Go to the gym and eat a salad before you die from Self-Enlargenation.
by A_Person1 April 05, 2020
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A simple middle school in Northern Arlington, VA where literally everything is iconic and nautical themed.

Each grade (6-8) has 3-4 teams which are also nautical themed, however these team names have varied over the years, but have ranged from crewmen roles for navy vessels like “mariners,” marine animals like “orcas,” and types of naval vessels like “schooners.”

Most, if not all the teachers are nice, chill and really good at their jobs.
A range of students from different grade schools come towards the end of the year to tour the school for a day if they are going.

Not many people know this, but Swanson was part of the New Deals program in the 1930s and hold a plaque making it official. Because of this and a few other reasons, Swanson holds a spot on a list in the National Register of Historic Places.
Our diversity is pretty average for an Arlington public school and is as follows:

American Indian/Alaskan Native 00.5%
Asian/Pacific Islander 09.9%
Black 06.8%
Hispanic 15.3%
White 67.1%

We have a statement similar to the Pledge of Allegiance named the Swanson Statement, which is as follows:

We are Swanson Admirals.
We are Scholarship, striving to think deeply and open our minds.
We are Service, connecting to one another, our community and the world.
We are Spirit, celebrating our successes, ourselves, and our school.
We are Swanson Admirals.
Grade 5 Student 1: What middle school are you going to?
Grade 5 Student 2: Williamsburg.
Grade 5 Student 1: Oh, well I’m going to Swanson Middle School.
Grade 5 Student 2: Lucky!
by A_Person1 September 02, 2019
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Infinitive for destroy. Many use this in its form of “Destructication,” i.e., “I will commit destructication!” Sometimes it is used as a past-tense; “He has been destructicated.”
Dude 1: Yo, I’m gonna kick that guy’s ass.
Dude 2: Yes, Destructicate.
Dude 1: What?
by A_Person1 April 18, 2020
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