In reference to the lack of rowdiness experienced in Middlebrook Hall on the University of Minnesota Twin Cities campus. It is home to the honors students and arts students, meaning most weekends are spent cooped up in the rooms studying
Superblock Kid 1: Did you go out last Friday night?
Superblock Kid 2: Nah, this weekend was totally Middlebrook Lit
Superblock Kid 2: Nah, this weekend was totally Middlebrook Lit
by Cori Roberts September 24, 2018
Built in 2001, the East Wing of Middlebrook houses some of the finest men/women on campus. While most assume living in Middlebrook defines one as an honors or art kid, the East Wing is quite different. The East Wing is filled with people that actually know how to have a good time and don't mind making fun of kids in the Tower. East Wingers are the elite few that can put up with Tower kids and still be considered cool. Lastly, the East Wing has the best rooms on campus, perfect for partying! Also referred to as East Wing, Beast Wing
Woman: Dude, you are so awesome! Lets go back to your place!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!
by ummmokaysure October 6, 2013
I'm bored should we go to Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor? No, they are obnoxious, lets go to Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor.
by seventhfloormak November 22, 2010
A rather large middle school located in the center of Wilton, Connecticut. Middlebrooke is populated mostly of stuck up rich kids that belong to country clubs and teachers that wish they were as rich as their students. The school does not possess a uniform, however basically all of the students wear the exact same fucking thing.
The principal of the school is Maria Coleman, but she's super hot so everybody just wants to fuck her. It is not uncommon to find fat 7th graders jerking off to pictures of her in the bathroom. Coleman has dealt with her distracting sexiness by sending far less attractive people to enforce the bizarre Middlebrooke rules.
Mrs. Cuarez is not be of these individuals. She is an asshole. Dr. Leanard was another one of these people. But he had gay sex with one of the students in a Macy's parking lot, and now he's not here anymore.
The cafeteria food in Middlebrooke is the equivalent of reaching up your ass, pulling out the first thing you touch and shoving it down your throat. It either tastes like plastic, dog shit, human flesh, or all of them at the same time. It is unclear why the rich kids of Middlebrooke stand for such a horrifying cuisine.
The walls in the bathrooms/lockerooms in Middlebrooke are covered with crude drawings of the human anatomy, specifically dicks. Janitors are frequently spotted in the bathrooms/lockerooms attempting to remove the penises from the walls, but it is no use, as there will only be more tomorrow.
The principal of the school is Maria Coleman, but she's super hot so everybody just wants to fuck her. It is not uncommon to find fat 7th graders jerking off to pictures of her in the bathroom. Coleman has dealt with her distracting sexiness by sending far less attractive people to enforce the bizarre Middlebrooke rules.
Mrs. Cuarez is not be of these individuals. She is an asshole. Dr. Leanard was another one of these people. But he had gay sex with one of the students in a Macy's parking lot, and now he's not here anymore.
The cafeteria food in Middlebrooke is the equivalent of reaching up your ass, pulling out the first thing you touch and shoving it down your throat. It either tastes like plastic, dog shit, human flesh, or all of them at the same time. It is unclear why the rich kids of Middlebrooke stand for such a horrifying cuisine.
The walls in the bathrooms/lockerooms in Middlebrooke are covered with crude drawings of the human anatomy, specifically dicks. Janitors are frequently spotted in the bathrooms/lockerooms attempting to remove the penises from the walls, but it is no use, as there will only be more tomorrow.
Wiltonian Middlebrooke student: " Great I just drew the 789th dick in the boy's lockeroom."
Student from another school: "You must go to Middlebrooke."
Student from another school: "You must go to Middlebrooke."
by noelthenarwhal April 17, 2016