microblading 

When you stick a butter knife in your genitalia (usually male) and twist.

"Man, I caught Jimmy Neutron microblading in his room last night.

microblading by d4ddyl0ngl3gs November 14, 2017

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microbating 

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

microbating by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014