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Mickey Mouse Ears

when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.
paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could
Mickey Mouse Ears by Ride4CwB May 13, 2005

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.
Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.
mickey mouse ears by drzygote June 21, 2007

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.
Mickey Mouse Ears by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).
When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.
Mickey Mouse Ears by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
Mickey Mouse ears by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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